The Founder's Box – 15th Birthday Mystery Box
It costs us more to put this together than we're charging for it. You pick the flavour of a 12 pack of EHP Labs OxyShred Lean Protein Bars. I pick three more products, add samples, and put something extra in every box. One per customer.
You pick the flavour.
I pick three more.
Four products. One of them is named, photographed and yours to choose the flavour of. The other three I pick myself, and you find out what they are when the box arrives. I add samples, and every box gets something extra from me: maybe a shaker, another sample or a freebie. It changes box to box.
It costs us more to put this together than we're charging for it.
The box is $69.95. The bars inside normally sell for $64.99 on their own — that is one of the four products accounted for before you count the other three, the samples, or the extra.
What is in it
In every box
Plus samples.
Plus something extra
Every box gets something extra from me. It might be a shaker, another sample or a freebie. It changes box to box.
The item we can name
| Maker | EHP Labs |
| Product | OxyShred Lean Protein Bars, 12 pack |
| Flavour | You pick it above, before Add to Cart |
| Per 50 g bar | 17–18 g protein, 2 g sugars, 160–180 kcal, depending on flavour |
| Normally | $64.99 on its own |
| Allergens | All flavours contain milk and soy. Choc Peanut Caramel also contains peanuts. All may contain peanut, sesame and tree nuts. Check your flavour's label for the full list. |
The warehouse team banned me from making these. I make a mess and get in the way. They were right, and I haven't made one in years. Fifteen years felt like a fair reason to make them again.
You're not picking what goes in it. I've put thousands of these together over the years and had minimal complaints. Every one that did came to me and I looked at it myself. That's the only promise I'll make about it.
Before you order
| On sale | Sunday 18 October to Saturday 31 October 2026 |
| Limit | One per customer — a second would just repeat the first |
| Dating | Nothing in it is expired |
| Contents | The three unnamed products are not described or sized before delivery |
The item we can name
EHP Labs OxyShred Lean Protein Bars, 12 pack. The panel below is EHP Labs' White Choc Caramel bar. The other flavours differ a little: 17–18 g protein and 160–180 kcal per 50 g bar.
| Average quantity | Per 50 g bar | Per 100 g |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 669 kJ (160 kcal) | 1338 kJ (320 kcal) |
| Protein | 18 g | 36 g |
| Fat, total | 6.0 g | 11.9 g |
| – Saturated | 4.0 g | 7.9 g |
| Carbohydrate | 2.8 g | 5.5 g |
| – Sugars | 2 g | 4 g |
| Dietary fibre, total | 7 g | 14 g |
| Sodium | 119 mg | 239 mg |
Allergens
All flavours contain milk and soy. Choc Peanut Caramel also contains peanuts. All may contain peanut, sesame and tree nuts. Check your flavour's label for the full list.
Everything else in the box
The three products I pick, the samples and the extra each carry their own label. Check it before you use them.